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Joke
Nov 14, 2006 12:37:22 GMT -5
Post by Shuftin on Nov 14, 2006 12:37:22 GMT -5
Two men were driving through Texas and were stopped by a Texas State Trooper. When the Texas State Trooper approached the drivers side of the vehicle he pulled out his night-stick and whomped the driver over the head with it.
Driver: Why did you do that for? Texas State Trooper: This is Texas. When I get here have your drivers license ready for me.
After running the driver through the system and finding him clean the Texas State Trooper approached the passenger side of the vehicle, pulled out his night-stick and whomped the passenger over the head with it.
Passenger: Why did you do that for? Texas State Trooper: I'm fulfilling your wishes. Passenger: What??? Taxes State Trooper: I know that two miles down the road you will be saying "I wish that that MF had done that to me!".
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